This is the viral video you never knew you always wanted. Imagine kittens cast as Arno and his three 4-player co-op friends from Assassin's Creed Unity, and it would look pretty much like this.

Only cuter. Because it's a rule that kittens are always cute.

Look, here's the thing. My dearly departed dad used to say, "The only good cat is a dead cat." I agree wholeheartedly. Sure, they make some amusing videos that the Internet loves. And cats are the real reason YouTube is profitable, after all. But they're also minions of Lucifer. Ever watch that show on TLC or Discovery or something called My Cat From Hell? Most redundant title ever.

But darn if these aren't the cutest little kitties ever. Plus, the cuteness is combined with Assassin's Creed. There's no bad here.

So watch and enjoy, Internet. This video completes you.