Some things in nature are never meant to mix, and this is surely one of them.

The animal you're looking at — and probably can't tear your eyes away from — is a puppy named Rami. Why does he look like a bobble toy with a head disproportionately large to his body, you ask?

Rami is a mixed breed half-dachshund, half pit bull. Yes, you read that right. (And how does that even happen, biologically/anatomically speaking? You know what, never mind. We don't want to know.)

It's as if someone literally took the head of a pit bull and the body of a dachshund and sewed them together. This Frankenstein-ian pooch is available for adoption at the Moultrie Colquitt County Humane Society in Georgia, and surprisingly, there are a large number of people interested in taking Rami home.

Stop it, Rami. Don't do that eye thing. Stop!

Now calm down. There's no need for this to—

Okay! Whatever we did, we're sorry!

Why do you want us dead, Rami?! WHY???

If you are, despite Rami's obvious desire to commit a massacre, interested in owning him yourself, you still have a shot. The Humane Society describes him this way:

Hi! I'm Rami and I'm looking for my forever home... I'm full of energy. I don't like walking on a leash. I'm a sweetie pie, and love to run. I don't listen very well, so you'll need to take some time to train me. Because I tend to be a bit hyper, I might not be the best addition to a household with little kids. But I'm sure that all I need is a little lovin'. Will you take me home?

Did you catch that one part? "I don't like walking on a leash." As in, I don't like walking on a leash because I want to put all the humans on leashes and DRAG THEM TO HELL.

Call 229-985-5463 if you're interested in taking Rami home.