Get ready to live out your Magic Mike fantasies with a side of fries.

For decades, customers have had the chance to ogle scantily clad women at Hooters as they chug some beer and chow down on some wings. For everyone that has wondered why there isn't a male version of Hooters — yeah, why isn't there a male version of Hooters? — today is your lucky day.

A male version of Hooters with the totally-not-embarrassing-to-say name of Tallywackers is coming to Dallas, Eater Dallas first reported. As per a help wanted ad on Craigslist and Tallywackers' Facebook page, it looks like the new bar and restaurant will feature half-naked hunks carrying around phallic-shaped foods, like hot dogs. I can only imagine that a banana split, eggplant parmigiana and corn on the cob will also somehow make it to the menu.

The photos on Tallywackers' Facebook page make it seem like that "no shirt, no shoes, no service" rule will only apply to patrons. And with the word "entertainment" sitting underneath the name of the restaurant in the Tallywackers logo, who knows what else could go on there?

Tallywackers will be located at 4218 Lemmon Ave. in Dallas' Oak Lawn neighborhood. Even though this a "gayborhood," according to Eater Dallas, it looks like anyone looking for a heaping helping of eye candy will get their fill of it at this new restaurant.

"Tallywackers is an enjoyable environment for any audience member seeking a fun, enjoyable environment with respect and great entertainment," the restaurant wrote in response to one Facebook commenter asking if Tallywackers was meant for gay men.

Tallywackers is slated to open in May, so if you don't live in the Dallas area, you better start getting your travel plans in order. Until then, there are some promotional images for Tallywackers on its Facebook page for you to gawk at now.

That feeling you're having right now must be what achieving gender equality feels like.

[H/T E! News]

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