Impressed? What if we told you it was plated in 23-karat gold and it came in a really nice looking piano gloss lacquered box? You'll want to run to the ATM machine right now, because LG is only producing 500 of these ridiculous things.

Honestly, the LG Watch Urbane Luxe is just a dressed-p version of the regular Urbane, which isn't really all that great of a smartwatch to begin with. For sheer luxury, one would be better off checking out what Huawei has to offer in that department – even if none of those devices tripped and fell into a vat of molten gold.

But, then, proper excess isn't really about logic, is it?

Interested parties can preorder the watch from Reeds Jewelers right now, for the deeply discounted price of $1,195. It'll start shipping next month, on gossamer wings, no doubt.