The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is just a few short weeks away from release, but for fans, those two weeks are going to feel like an eternity. Looking at what CD Projekt Red has promised for the game, it's easy to see why gamers are so excited: The Witcher 3 looks like it could be one of the biggest video games in the history of the industry.

The game's on a scale that can only be rivaled by MMOs like World of Warcraft, with a story that shifts and changes based on every decision the player makes. The Witcher 3 isn't just a generic RPG, it's the closest video games have ever come to truly creating a living, breathing world.

Then again, maybe the third entry in a series isn't the best place to start. The team over at Conan got their hands on an early preview version of the game, and it's not long before the 'Clueless Gamer' moniker starts living up to its name.

That being said, while it's obvious that Conan's never played a Witcher game before, he definitely found something in the game worth pursuing...

Warning: the video contains some NSFW material

Well, The Witcher 3 certainly doesn't waste any time getting into the mature content...though maybe it wasn't the best place to start: let's just say that Conan ends up a bit 'distracted' for the rest of the video.

For years, The Witcher games have focused on brutal combat, horrific monsters and a deep, intricately-woven story about morality and the nature or war. Of course, if you've got nothing to go on but the video above, The Witcher 3 looks like it's not much more than a bunch of boring gibberish and nonsensical violence in between fleeting moments of virtual nudity.

If anything, Conan's definitely helped sell the game to lonely teenage boys...

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt hits store shelves on May 19.

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