Chef and Food Network personality Guy Fieri seems like he has the perfect life because, well, the dude basically eats for a living. From pizza to hamburgers, fried chicken to barbecue and everything in between, Fieri has traveled the country tasting everything greasy America has to offer. Which is why this YouTube video of Fieri eating food in slow motion, set to Roberta Flack's "Killing Me Softly," is so perfect.

That is literally all this video is. Fieri eating, occasionally looking at what he is about to shove into his body with a look of disgust, and then eating some more. That's it. You have to watch to really understand the profoundness of it all.

At the end of the day, what choice does Fieri have other than keep on eating? He is making bank on Food Network's dime to travel the country and eat. But he has to be aware of the silent toll it takes on him and his body. With the entire video in slow motion, you can almost imagine Fieri is singing "Killing Me Softly" to himself every time he takes a bite of another unhealthy slice of pizza, over and over again. Poor Guy.

For all of you concerned viewers, don't worry. Fieri didn't die in 2013. Or in 2014. He is still very much alive and kicking. Though if he keeps up this whole Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives gig, it might not be much longer until all that grease catches up to him.