Read my lips: There's only one Air Jordan, and you are not him.

If only ferrets could read.

This little guy sees his moment as he waddles around atop a wooden table. A wide open windowsill is what looks like about three feet away. There's nothing obstructing the ferret and that window. Just a big, open space.

(Please fire up Spotify at this time and play R. Kelly's "I Believe I Can Fly" in the background.)

Our little hero builds up his courage. He leans over the edge. Further, further...

No. No, he can't do it. He backs away and decides to give up. But then his owner goes in for a closeup. You can practically hear the camera and its owner willing him to do it. You can do it, little guy. We believe you can fly!

So the ferret sets his shoulders once more and fixes his sights on that windowsill that's so close but so very far. He can do this. He knows it. That windowsill is about to get pwned. Failure is not an option.

Intensely focused, he leans out as far as gravity will allow and we hold our breath as he launches off the table.

Does he make it? Can he fly? You'll have to watch to see what happens next.

You tried, little ferret. You lived the dream. We salute you for your courage.