Halloween draws near, and people who have waged war on lazy, floozy Halloween costumes seem to have upped their game as well.
Attention couples and BFFs without boundaries, this is the list you've all been waiting for—our recommendations for unconventional Halloween costumes, including this year's chart (and toilet) buster, the Burger King Halloween Whopper that comes with matching green poop.
For couples who want to be offbeat, but recognizable, or who just can't seem to make up their mind, here are a few movie-theme costumes that you can compromise on.
Snow White and Poison Apple
If you think fairy tales are overrated, then this just might be the thing for you. Also, this is could be great for that clingy group of friends you can never get off your back. Pick seven of them and make them go as dwarves.
"101 Dalmatians": Cruella de Vil and a Dalmatian
Cruella de Vil—if she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will. Is this a Disney soundtrack or an indirect reference to your partner? Move over, "Fifty Shades of Grey," nothing says "bondage" and "obsession" more than de Vil and her relationship with her stolen puppies. This costume is also great for couples with more than seven clingy friends—now you can accommodate up to a hundred friends, all wearing Dalmatian outfits!
"Castaway": Chuck Noland and Wilson
If you find talking to inanimate objects therapeutic, or if you've always wanted to sport a beard that says "I'm shipwrecked and it shows," you can go for this!
For the couple who don't really care about "themes," here are a few random objects that you can go as.
Lightning Bolt and Victim
Soap and Loofah
Boy Scout and S'more
Here are two things for the couple who want other people to think they're techy but still sociable in real life:
You can even play Mariah Carey's "Thank God I Found You" in the background through a portable speaker. Things just don't get any techy-er than that.
One can go as Facebook, the other as Twitter—it all depends on who rants where.
Burger King's Halloween Whopper and Green Poop
Share the love with this costume. Or better yet, ask your favorite third-wheeler to join you as Burger King himself.
For those who are confused as to why this is a "thing," you can read about it here.
If you have any other costume ideas to add to this list, let us know in the comments.